All Posts By Chris Marttila
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61. This Week in SCOHA – December 24th, 2021Well fellas, I hope the holidays are filled with frankincense and myrrh. I wouldn’t know what myrrh was if you handed a bucket of it to me. Myrrh has to be the only word where two “r”s and an h are lined up consecutively. Anyways, let’s hope we all stay ...
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62. This Week in SCOHA – December 21st, 2021I would be doing everyone a disservice if I didn’t start this weeks writeup without thanking those who subbed in this past weekend so we could get the league games played. Some players, including yours truly, feared a Christmas quarantine and opted out lacing them up while others just flat ...
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63. This Week in SCOHA – December 16th, 2021Hey Gang, sorry for the delay, some Sara McLaughlin Christmas snoring was taking place. An abbreviated version of the blog this time around. Hope everyone survived the Grey Cup food that exited our bodies with a velocity that made us all yell. Only two games on the ol’ docket last ...
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64. This Week in SCOHA – December 7th, 2021Right off the bat, let’s acknowledge Masters goaltender Joe LoCicero for his first installment of “Scoha Heroes Having Coffee” podcast that hit Apple Music, Disney Plus and Spotify last week. Joe’s first episode saw special guests Bruce MacDonald and Joe Venditti join him for some laughs and stories from past ...
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65. This Week in SCOHA – November 30, 2021As the Montreal Canadiens start their search for a French speaking GM, rumours around the water cooler are swirling about Master’s division sniper Bernard Boulienne applying for the position. We will keep an ear glued to the radio and update you if we hear something. Looking for the perfect gift ...
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66. This Week in SCOHA – November 23, 2021Question to kick off this week’s blog: Our SCOHA anthem singer sings the first line of the song then holds the mic up in the air for the crowd to sing the rest then rejoins it for the last sentence. Should we just pay her per line sang? We are ...
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67. This Week in SCOHA – November 16th, 2021Fellas, the goals are coming fast and furious, just like the 9 squirrels in my backyard who are paying ridiculous rent but still won’t go away. Our SCOHA Hero Spotlight this week, brought to you by Duracell Flashlight, is Masters Blackhawk Bill “Captain” Kircos. This promising young upstart has toiled ...
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68. THIS WEEK IN SCOHA – November 9th, 2021First off, i had a nice chat with Intermediate superstar Paul Cleary this past Friday night and he wanted me to pass along a heartfelt thank you for all the well wishes as he goes through his health issue. He is beyond grateful for all his hockey buddies and we ...
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69. THIS WEEK IN SCOHA – November 2nd, 20211 out of 4 players’ gear is starting to smell like cheese. 4 weeks into the season and the 19-month gear air-out is wearing off in a hurry. The cold winter is coming so that means our hockey bags will be out in the garage or just staying in the ...
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70. THIS WEEK IN SCOHA – October 26th, 2021Those toffees in the orange wrapper taste like dirt warmed over. I would rather get a mini bran muffin or a lousy apple. Anyways, what a crazy week of SCOHA action last week. Fans are starting to come out in droves, the 50/50 draws are getting bigger and there’s now ...
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71. THIS WEEK IN SCOHA – October 20, 2021Week 2 has come and gone. Someone needs to remind our SCOHA anthem singer it’s not American Idol, keep the song moving… good grief. Went overboard like the pepperoni’s on an Attic pizza. At any rate, let’s recap the weekend that was.. JUNIOR DIVISION: talk about some fast hockey, folks! ...
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72. THIS WEEK IN SCOHA – October 4, 2021New this season is the SCOHA Lost and Found: Lungs and groins were scattered around the ice like a bag of spare screws from an Ikea bookcase. Call the rink to identify. Welcome back fellow Scoha-ians!!! Let’s unmask the first week of the season, but let me warn you, some ...
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73. This Week in SCOHA – March 7th, 2021First off, stick taps for Walter Gretzky, our country’s official hockey dad. He will be sadly missed throughout every hockey community. I guess that makes Don Cherry Canada’s official grumpy uncle? Can’t say Wally ever made the drive to take in a SCOHA game but guarantee he wouldn’t have left ...
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74. THIS WEEK IN SCOHA – January 10th, 2021Hey fellas, hope everyone had a good Christmas. I've watched Netflix twice now, feel all cooped up like being stuck in a car full of bees. This Covid thing could last longer than a Honda Civic for crying out loud! After talking to a few fellow Scohaiians last week, ...
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75. THIS WEEK IN SCOHA – December 2nd, 2020Well so much for that. I spent $199.00 for the SCOHA Centre Ice Package for my tv then Terry goes and announces the season is suspended. Had the popcorn and colas ready for opening night, too…. A big nothing burger to say the very least. Well the Draft Night 2020 ...
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76. THIS WEEK IN SCOHA – August 10th, 2020Well the cement has hardened on the SCOHA 2019-20 season. I’m not going to “mask” the fact that we all saw it coming. So how are you feeling? Can’t imagine how many of us have been so nervous to have diarrhea since the Modern Indian Buffet opened their doors about ...
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77. This Week in SCOHA - May something something, 2020The answer to the quiz last week "Name that Scohaian" is Glenn Rouse!!! Thanks for all those who messaged with their guess, it was fun... The weeks are getting longer and longer. This one has been agony. I am as tired as a pair of dentures after a cold buffet ...
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78. This Week in SCOHA – April 30thSmoking up and skipping school had a lot of you in trouble constantly but now weed is legal and schools are closed. Damn kids are living the dream! This thing is dragging on and on. I still haven’t stooped to doing a puzzle, I don’t know about you. Intermediate sniper ...
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79. This Week in SCOHA - April 22, 2020What on earth is going on? While the Covid19 cases are rising more than a Chris Barratto low blocker-side wrister, some SCOHA heroes have been spotted keeping their skills sharp overseas in Sweden. They are all waiting for the green light to finish off our season but we are all ...
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80. This Week in SCOHA - April 14th 2020Well the Easter Bunny in now in quarantine. Too many people got too close to him over the weekend, thanks alot, folks. Apparently many SCOHA players are growing facial hair and baking their own bread during these troubling times. Masters Chris Baratto is going to win the ZZ ...
