All Posts By Chris Marttila

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  • 81. This Week in SCOHA – April 6th, 2020
    A lot of us have had enough. I don’t care about bunnies eating apples on Youtube or some idiot tiger salesman on Netflix, I want my hockey back! While the long list of optimists is depleting by the day, this slugger is remaining positive we will finish our season at ...
  • 82. This Week in SCOHA - March 29th, 2020
    Well it's SCOHA Sunday and the rain has stopped. Half of us are still in our pj's still from Friday night and we have watched all of Netflix. I started watching some Ozark show, I thought that was the name of the Buffalo Sabres backup goalie. Highlight of the weekend ...
  • 83. This Week in SCOHA – March 24th, 2020
    Speaking of flattening the plank, Intermediate Flyers captain Dave Wichman took to social media this afternoon to scold his teammates for eating doughnuts. This non-essential snack seemed to get under Wichman’s skin as he tries to keep his club ready for the continuation of the Scoha playoffs, if there is ...
  • 84. This Week in SCOHA – March 21st, 2020
    Now that 10% of us have hit rock bottom and have started doing puzzles, it’s time for an update on what we believe many of you are up to as we crawl through this pandemic salivating for the smell of Zamboni fumes and Joe Lociccero’s Rub A535 knee ointment. Oh, ...
  • 85. This Week in SCOHA – March 18th, 2020
    Well we all have hope the season will finish but from this end of the ice, it doesn’t look good. More cases than Budweiser has ever seen, people travelling here while infected with the coronies, who know’s what will happen next. My cat Nuffers sneezed the other night, we put ...
  • 86. This Week in SCOHA – March 15th, 2020
    For the many fans that showed up to watch the Junior Division games Friday night, you left the rink wondering if there will be any more hockey for a while. Sure enough, the city pulled the plug on our playoffs by shutting arenas and all other rec centres. Now we ...
  • 87. This Week in SCOHA – March 11th, 2020
    The playoffs are starting to separate the men from the boys as the round robin games are winding down. Some teams already have the golfclubs shined up while others are reaching their potential last game of the season. There are no Intermediate or Master’s games this weekend so the days ...
  • 88. This Week in SCOHA – March 2nd, 2020
    Record crowds came out this past weekend for some good ol’ SCOHA playoff hockey. Fans didn’t leave disappointed as several teams amped things up to stay in the hunt for the cup while the usual dominating teams are now eating breakfast at the international house of panic. Let’s get right ...
  • 89. This Week in SCOHA – February 19th, 2020
    For the Masters Division, the 2nd season starts this weekend. The other 2 divisions wrap up regular play this weekend to solidify their positions in the standings. I will be busy shoveling sand for a week in the sun but will anxiously await the results poolside…. Let’s unpeel the onion ...
  • 90. This Week in SCOHA – February 11th, 2020
    Well, several teams have pushed all their chips into the middle and are ready for playoff action while some teams are still trying to shake the rust off from the summer. It’s still early… Let’s sort through the wreckage from last week’s action down at the ol’ Scoha Olympia. Warning: ...
  • 91. This Week in SCOHA - February 1st, 2020
    So after a hectic week, January can get lost and we hope the door hits it on the way out. Let's recap last weeks action from down at the SCOHA Ice Palace... JUNIOR DIVISION: Redwings 2 Bruins 0: This Al Ringer fella can play goalie like it's no ones business. ...
  • 92. This Week in SCOHA- January 23rd, 2020
    Well the Junior Blackhawks are Scoha’s hottest team right now, rattling off 4 wins in their past 5 games. Despite getting thumped this past week by the Oil, these guys are cooking with some real hot grease right now so line up for some fries, it’ll take about 8 seconds ...
  • 93. This Week in SCOHA – January 14th, 2020
    Winter is coming folks, and so is the freezing cold hockey bags because the mrs won’t let you bring your bag inside. My gloves smell like a bad batch of broccoli sometimes so this could be bad news for anyone in my locker room… At any rate, let’s unglue the ...
  • 94. This Week in SCOHA – January 1st, 2020
    I’m sure there’s a lot of players hanging like an olive today after last night’s festivities, but the SCOHA Blog Headquarters is business as usual. Some bigtime scorers came to the rink last week ready to bulldoze the opposition while others drove to the arena to give it a sporting ...
  • 95. This Week in SCOHA – December 28th, 2019
    Well some players got the ultimate gift in a Peloton super exercise bike while others got the opposite: a soda pop machine and a 1 yard Mars bar. Those guys are dreading this weekend’s games, lugging around 8 extra pounds of Molson muscle mixed in with gravy and those tasteless ...
  • 96. This Week in SCHOHA- December 17th, 2019
    Well the tree is finally up and the pressure is on. Players are eating a lot more chocolate this time of year which means more energy on the ice. Let’s try and maneuver through the mall crowd and get to the weekend that was in Scohaville. JUNIOR DIVISION: REDWINGS 9 ...
  • 97. Marty’s Matchups for Week 14
    This week's matchups ... Junior Division Game of the Week FLYERS (8-3-2) vs BRUINS (8-4-1) The Haslam gang plans on ruining Christmas for the Bruins as the two teams face off at 8pm Friday night. I wish someone would Facebook Live this game so we can all watch in our ...
  • 98. This Week in SCHOHA- December 12th, 2019
    Well fellas, we are plowing through the holiday season without any major incidents so far. Ed Walton’s tree has fallen down twice but he will realize soon enough that he needs a tree stand to make it stay upright. Junior Division teams had the week off so they are all ...
  • 99. This Week in SCOHA – December 3rd, 2019
    Has there ever been a goalie with 2 shutouts in one night? Bruins' Joe Locicero shut the front door, shutting out the Stars 2-0 then filled in for the Bruins as they folded up the Sharks like a used picnic blanket by a touchdown. Great night Joe!!!2 weeks ago we ...
  • 100. This Week in SCOHA – November 26th, 2019
    We’re all still chasing the dream of hoisting the SCOHA Championship trophy. Division standings are getting tighter than a snare drum as we approach the Christmas break. More than half of us still don’t have the damn tree up yet while others had things up 3 weeks ago, have fun ...