All Posts By Chris Marttila

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  • 1. This Week in SCOHA, November 19th, 2025
    Well folks, looking forward to changing the clocks back in the spring, this dark at 4:30 stuff isn’t sitting well. United Division: Flyers 2 Bruins 1: Flyers Mike Rostecki continues to shine with effortless style and confidence out there. Mike picked up both tallies for the guys in orange as ...
  • 2. This Week in SCOHA, November 12th, 2025
    Well folks, winter is here. Enough said. United Division: Bruins 6 Blackhawks 5: Braden Lapointe was on point for this game as he fired home a pair of goals as the Bruins edged the Hawks 6-5 in quite the entertaining game if you happened to be one of the ...
  • 3. This Week in SCOHA, November 4th, 2025
    Well folks, here’s a fresh new SCOHA blog out of the oven. We will recap this past weekend’s action and give props to some of our SCOHA hockey heroes whether they deserve it or not. United Division: Flyers 2 Blackhawks 0: Half the Hawks were corking back some cordials ...
  • 4. This Week in SCOHA, October 28th, 2025
    Well folks, this fella stayed up to watch that 18 inning marathon the other night and I was in the office the next day feeling more tired than a pair of dentures after a cold buffet but you know what, it was worth it. There were some even better games ...
  • 5. This Week in SCOHA, October 21st, 2025
    A few games over the weekend started to get a bit salty. You almost needed a moose to lick the salt off. All in all, you can tell the action is ramping up as we approach the end of October. United teams are starting to gel and the games are ...
  • 6. This Week in SCOHA, October 9th, 2025
    Last week’s games were a complete 180 degree turn-around from the previous week, lemme tell ya. United’s Walt Blagdon was skating around like he had motors on his skates. I don’t know what this guy has for a pre-game meal but I bet it’s rich in essential minerals. At any ...
  • 7. This Week in SCOHA, October 1st, 2025
    Well folks... cold season is in full swing at this fellas house. Throat feels like i swallowed a wool sweater but there's deadlines to meet. Let's dive into last weeks action. United Division: Flyers 7 Leafs 6: Wow i had the under 5.5 on this game, so much ...
  • 8. This Week In SCOHA September 23rd, 2025
    Elbow’s up, fellas, it’s the season premiere of this silly blog. This year, we welcome the Grand Masters Kraken as a team. What’s a Kraken? No, it’s not the view you get when the plumber is bent over trying to unclog the kitchen sink. A Kraken is a legendary sea ...
  • 9. BREAKING NEWS: SCOHA Veteran Gets Foot Caught In That Plastic 6-Pack Can Holder, Pospones Summer Training For 4-6 Weeks
    Grand Masters wiley veteran Mike Vanderzee is recovering after getting his left foot caught in one of those clear plastic beer can holders while swimming at the wave pool last week. His pre-season training will be paused for between 4-6 weeks as he comes to grips with the severity ...
  • 10. This Week in SCOHA - April 1st, 2025
    Well just like that the season is almost over. Just one more order of business as all three divisions have their championship games this weekend. A bit bumbed out I will miss the Sunday games but you can bet your left flip flop I will be there for Friday’s United ...
  • 11. This Week in SCOHA - March 19th, 2025
    Well gang, you could smell the A5/35 through the gallows of the Mohawk 4pad Arena from a mile away over the weekend which meant there are some sore players. We saw a mix of upsets and predictable victories in all divisions as the separation of the men and the boys ...
  • 12. This Week in SCOHA - March 12th, 2025
    Well gang, the Hamilton Police Chief came on the air yesterday to say don’t play on the damn ice. Newsflash… we aren’t playing, SCOHA means business, it’s playoff time! You thought camping was pretty intense, this year’s post-season has proven that the regular season stats are thrown out the window. ...
  • 13. United Division Playoff Preview, February 28th, 2025.
    What a great day for some United playoff hockey, fellas! We had Flyers Ryan and Mike Haslam on the "Pucks In Deep" Podcast last night as they gear up for their battle with the Blackhawks tonight at 8pm. Tickets are selling fast so get down to the box office this ...
  • 14. This Week in SCOHA – February 26th, 2025
    Well folks, Everything is back to normal in the land of Scohaville. United Division wrapped up their regular season this past weekend and now the real stuff begins this Friday night! Masters and Grand Masters were off for 2 weeks due to Super Bowl and a million feet of snow ...
  • 15. This Week in SCOHA – February 4th, 2025
    Dear February. I don't want any trouble from you. Just come in, sit down, don't touch anything, and keep your mouth shut. With freezing rain warnings set for the next few days, I better get this blog update posted before my computer freezes. United Division: Not much to talk ...
  • 16. This Week in SCOHA – January 82nd, 2025
    Can this month end already? Honestly, it feels like this month has been going on since covered wagons drove up and down Barton Street. No games this weekend for the Friday United Division so they have time to heal any soreness before the last push to the playoffs start. These ...
  • 17. This Week in SCOHA – January 23rd, 2025
    .Hey folks, there is no way in hell this guy will ever eat broccoli before heading to the rink. I keep it simple with chicken, pasta and carrots if you give a care. No? ok then let’s move on to last week’s game recaps. United Division: Redwings 4 Flyers ...
  • 18. This Week in SCOHA – January 16th, 2025
    Well folks, the Masters Senators won! This was the equivalent to a free dry cleaning coupon. Besides that, there was some intreresting story lines around last weekend's action, so let's dive head-first into it United Division: Redwings 4 Bruins 2: Game sheet mystery guy #9, might ...
  • 19. This Week in SCOHA – January 10th, 2025
    Well folks, for all you people that were complaining about the damn heat back in July, how do you like it now? I’ve got some time to spare before I hit up the murder mystery dinner at the Innsville so I better get the blog done before the United teams ...
  • 20. This Week in SCOHA – December 29th, 2024
    Well folks, I got an email from Masters Dale Brons who wanted me to pass along some sound advice not to do snow angels in a dog park. He didn't care to go into details but we will follow up next weekend. Now that the turkey, stuffing and brussel sprout ...