Note: schedule change - Sunday March 15th dropped and Sunday March 29th added.

 
United
Team Name Win Loss Tie Points GF GA
Flyers 6 0 2 14 27 18
Bruins 4 3 1 9 38 29
Leafs 3 4 1 7 31 30
BlackHawks 1 7 0 2 20 39
Masters
Team Name Win Loss Tie Points GF GA
Senators 5 3 0 10 27 20
Sharks 4 3 1 9 23 27
Bruins 3 4 1 7 24 23
Leafs 3 5 0 6 24 28
Grand Masters
Team Name Win Loss Tie Points GF GA
Kraken 6 1 1 13 24 11
BlackHawks 4 3 1 9 23 20
Bruins 3 3 2 8 16 19
Stars 3 4 1 7 17 23
Sharks 2 4 2 6 22 26
Flyers 2 5 1 5 17 20

 

United Top 10 as of Nov 20th 2025
Name Team GP G A TP PM
Jordan Campbell 8 16 4 20 0
Joe Shulist 8 6 7 13 2
Zachary Peachey 6 3 8 11 2
Ryan Haslam 7 4 6 10 2
Duane Marzi 7 6 3 9 0
Nick Grivich 8 5 3 8 0
Devin Friesen 8 5 3 8 4
             
             
3 tied with 7 pts            
 
 
 
Masters Top 10 as of Nov 20th 2025
Name Team GP G A TP PM
Brock Hotrum 8 9 5 14 4
Bill Foley 6 10 2 12 0
Steve Horner   8 6 4 10 0
Marc Bellehumeur 6 5 3 8 0
Steve Saulnier 7 5 3 8 2
Chris Marttila 6 4 4 8 2
Richard Forster 5 4 4 8 2
Wayne Sliwinski   6 2 6 8 0
             
3 tied with 7 pts            
 
Shutouts -
Scott Mlekuz  - 1
Steve Larocque (Spare)  - 1
 
 
Grand Masters Top 10 as of Nov 20th
Name Team GP G A TP PM
Guy Shaver 8 7 3 10 0
Stephane Rioux 8 6 3 9 2
Nathan Seepersaud 8 6 3 9 2
Steve MacDonald 8 6 2 8 0
Steve Kivell 8 4 4 8 2
Dave Walker 8 3 5 8 0
Dave Jarvis 7 5 2 7 0
Ernie Dunston 8 3 4 7 0
Bob Tirnanic 8 1 6 7 0
7 tied with 6 pts            
 
Shutouts -
J. J. MacNeil - 2
Joe Defaria - - 2
Barry Walker - - 1  
Brian Deanes - 1
Brad Ballman - 1
 

This Week in SCOHA, November 19th, 2025

The It’s Dark At 4:30pm Edition


Well folks, looking forward to changing the clocks back in the spring, this dark at 4:30 stuff isn’t sitting well.

United Division:

Flyers 2 Bruins 1: Flyers Mike Rostecki continues to shine with effortless style and confidence out there. Mike picked up both tallies for the guys in orange as they snuck by the Bruins 2-1. This game resembled a playoff atmosphere for the most part. Both “Ministers of the Meshed Mansions” Anthony Quaglia and Brad Stone showed why they are in a league above the others, no disrespect. Ryan Haslam set up both Rostecki goals while for the Bruins, Steve Ditta had the lone snipe in a losing cause, assisted by who else but Joe Shulist. Flyers Jeff Pye was a bit crusty after getting a hooking call he didn’t agree with. Flyers are rolling, still haven’t lost and hold a 5 point lead in the standings. Storing wins before their best guys start going away on vacation in a few months.

Leafs 4 Blackhawks 1: John “ok I’m not going to tell you kids again, now get in the” Carvalho had a 2-goal performance for the ages as the Leafs beat the Hawks 4-1. Peter DeNew made the news again by turning aside 22 shots for the victory. Peter stuck around afterwards to talk to the media, had some high praise for his defencemen in front of him and also admitted he uses the same socks in his skates all season before washing them. I don’t know about you but those things are going to smell like the circus by Christmas. Thanks to Nick Grivich for subbing in for the Leafs, this guy can skate Lake Ontario and not need a glass of water.

Masters Division:

Sharks 4 Leafs 2: Sharks had 8 skaters but they got timely goals when their chances came. Doug Moulton is starting to mold into quite the signing by Sharks GM Steve Saulnier, well worth the 8 million, one year deal he signed back in August. Doug had a pair for the winning side while Joad Durst and the previously mentioned Steve Saulnier also lit the lamp. For the Leafs it was Darren Jo-Leaf and Larry “silky mittz” Litzgus with goals in a losing cause. Leafs were missing their star defenceman Peter Fantauzzo as he continues to deal with some bumps and bruises but hopes to be back soon.

Senators 5 Bruins 0: Scott Mlekuz turned aside 14 shots as the Senators kept their stranglehold on first place with a 5-0 whitewash of the Bruins. The Bruins were down a few key players but apparently this was a one-off, they will be back this week seeking a quick turnaround. Sens rookie Eric Pearson had a pair and would’ve had the hatty but he was tripped right before firing the puck into the empty net. He also added an assist for good measure. Kevin Roy also chipped in with a pair of helpers for the winers.

Grand Masters Division:

Kraken 3 Stars 1: D.J. Burns is not a D.J. folks, sorry to disappoint you. He went out there and scored the game winner halfway through the game that stood up. This Kraken team is locked in, you heard it here first. Steve Kivell scored again, this guy is all over the puck like flies on a rib roast. Having a great season and is one of my leading candidates for grand masters MVP. Steve MacDonald had a goal, E-eye, E-eye oh…

Blackhawks 4 Sharks 1: Nathan Seepersaud can score goals in his sleep, well we all do but he carries it onto the ice each and every week. Nate scored a pair, including the game winner as the Hawks folded up the Sharks like a chicken salad wrap with a side of plain corn chips 4-1. John Pogorzelec (got him in the pool) also scored for the winners while Guy “how did you cut your chin? Oh it was my brand new” Shaver replied for the Sharks. Props to Denis Whitwell who set up 2 of the Hawk goals, tying him with Paul Coffey on the all-time assist list.

Flyers 4 Bruins 0: Brad Ballman turned aside 16 shots for the 3-cheese lightly toasted bagel as the Flyers got a much-needed victory 4-0 over the Bruins. Ghislain Piche had a goal and an assist, his 23rd multi-goal game of his illustrious career. Bruins coach and GM Gord Bryce held a closed-door meeting afterwards as they tried ironing things out after this tough loss. Apparently Monday morning practice was a no-puck practice but was really because Gord forgot them in his garage.

At any rate, keep a keen eye on this Bruin club, they have all the right cards in place to take a run at the Kraken. They play each other December 7th, I will be there watching.

PREMIUM PLUS WORKHORSES OF THE DAMN WEEK:

UNITED: MIKE ROSTECKI

MASTERS: ERIC PEARSON

GRAND MASTERS: GHISLAIN PICHE

Well that’s wrap on last week’s action according to this reporter. Have a great rest of the week, see you at the rink this weekend. Might take in some United action Friday but not certain yet. Great hockey if you ever want to check it out.

Chris Marttila

SCOHA Blog Guy

 

This Week in SCOHA, October 28th, 2025

The World Series Edition


Well folks, this fella stayed up to watch that 18 inning marathon the other night and I was in the office the next day feeling more tired than a pair of dentures after a cold buffet but you know what, it was worth it. There were some even better games this past weekend, albeit men’s beer league but it’s our world series each and every weekend and no one can take that away from seasoned veterans like Mike Vanderzee and Al Angelone who are both approaching important milestones in their careers for games played by players with cement hands...

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This Week in SCOHA, October 21st, 2025

The Blades are Too Dull vs Too Sharp, Make Up Your Damn Mind Edition


A few games over the weekend started to get a bit salty. You almost needed a moose to lick the salt off. All in all, you can tell the action is ramping up as we approach the end of October. United teams are starting to gel and the games are getting faster. Flyers team rep Mike Haslam was spotted applying Rub A5/35 the other week but claimed it is his new hockey cologne, knees are fine. Hattrick by Faberge, available at Shoppers, 8 bucks. Speaking of hat trick, this new Jordan Campbell kid in United is lighting the lamp multiple times every Friday, reminds me of Sean Riley when he played for the Lethbridge Bonnets back in 81. Campbell is an early favourite for Rookie of the Year. We will try and get him on the Pucks in Deep Podcast soon…

 

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This Week in SCOHA, October 9th, 2025

The Dump & Change Edition


Last week’s games were a complete 180 degree turn-around from the previous week, lemme tell ya. United’s Walt Blagdon was skating around like he had motors on his skates. I don’t know what this guy has for a pre-game meal but I bet it’s rich in essential minerals. At any rate, let’s dip into the weekend that was…

 

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This Week In SCOHA September 23rd, 2025

The Inaugural Kraken Edition


Elbow’s up, fellas, it’s the season premiere of this silly blog. This year, we welcome the Grand Masters Kraken as a team. What’s a Kraken? No, it’s not the view you get when the plumber is bent over trying to unclog the kitchen sink.

A Kraken is a legendary sea monster of enormous size, per its etymology something akin to a cephalopod, said to appear in the Norwegian Sea off the coast of Norway. Ya… just as I thought.

 

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2024/2025
 
 United Championship

Friday April 4th @ 8:00pm 

BlackHawks   6   VS      Bruins   
 
 
 Masters Championship

Sunday April 6th @ 7:30pm

Penguins   2   VS      Bruins   
 
 
 Grand Masters Championship

Sunday April 6th @ 6:00pm

Stars   2   VS      RedWings