Those toffees in the orange wrapper taste like dirt warmed over. I would rather get a mini bran muffin or a lousy apple. Anyways, what a crazy week of SCOHA action last week. Fans are starting to come out in droves, the 50/50 draws are getting bigger and there’s now beer specials up at the lounge, what could possibly go wrong? Let’s dive into the games and we’ll find out…

Week 2 has come and gone. Someone needs to remind our SCOHA anthem singer it’s not American Idol, keep the song moving… good grief. Went overboard like the pepperoni’s on an Attic pizza. At any rate, let’s recap the weekend that was.. 

New this season is the SCOHA Lost and Found: Lungs and groins were scattered around the ice like a bag of spare screws from an Ikea bookcase. Call the rink to identify. Welcome back fellow Scoha-ians!!!  Let’s unmask the first week of the season, but let me warn you, some jabs might hurt a bit … 

First off let’s give a stick tap to the staff at the rink who made the screening go pretty smooth and quickly.